Popular Daniel Meade Quotes
Daniel: we should probably take different elevators, we don't want the office getting the wrong idea
Amanda: Right. Cause my panties stuff in your paper shredder didn't tip them off
Daniel: books, newspapers, ABC news, I pay attention to which of those?
Betty: None.
Sofia: Your lead story is just great, "ten ways to lose thighs and get guys." So empowering.
Daniel: What's your cover story? Ten ways to treat a guy like dirt so you end up a lonely desperate cat lately.
Sofia: Well the title's a little long but thanks for the story pitch
Daniel: I'm like this close to splitting a cobb salad with Sarah Jessica Parker and talking about shoes
Betty: I really miss that show
Betty: Are you wearing cover up?
Daniel: I had a pimple, go away
Daniel: I'm sorry I tried to punch you
Alexis: I'm sorry you suck at fighting
Daniel: and you slept?
Betty: In your arms... I'm kidding, relax
Wait did you say Sofia? My Sofia? What is "Hunter the Chin" there too?
Betty: What is going on over there?
Daniel: The tree i ordered just arrive
Betty: What?
Daniel: Christmas tree for your family
Betty: Why did you order us a tree?
Daniel: Well i threw up in four rooms in your house, it's the least I could do
Betty: You only have $327 left in your account? But you're a Meade!
Daniel: A poor Meade. I blew through my trust fund like I was Michael Jackson
[referring to Sofia's book]
Daniel: ...and the part about wearing each others' underwear for the day?
Sofia: I was drunk when I wrote that
Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.
