Ugly Betty

Daniel Meade Quotes (Page 6)

[Alexis comes barging in during a Mode staff meeting...]
Alexis [screaming]: We have a big problem!
Daniel: Crazy time begins in an hour, we're having a meeting now

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Claire: This is kidnapping
Daniel: You're not blindfolded in the trunk of a car, this is a deluxe suite in the Grand Regent...
Claire: It doesn't even have a park view, I might as well be tied to a chair having my ear sliced off
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[Betty sees Grace Chin]
Betty: Why would you stand her up?
Daniel: Back in school she was a mess. She had braces, glasses, and this crazy hair. Which totally works for some people. Will you please stop looking at me like that and send her in?

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Daniel: Maybe it wouldn't kill us to try and work together
Alexis: I'm up for it, as long as you stop staring at my boobs
Daniel: Actually I'm staring at your Adam's Apple, it's nice work
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Daniel: So what brings you back?
Becks: It's fashion week... the Bootylympics
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Daniel: How was Africa?
Becks: Totally mind blowing... no hotties to be found... but it's that sick thing, not hot thing

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Becks: Okay jokes over, where's your real assistant?
Daniel: Come on, Betty's a great girl
Becks: Yeah after twelve shots
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Betty: Now can we discuss this Cheetos tan?
Daniel: What I was supposed to be in Rio for a few weeks
Betty: You look like an Oompa-Loompa
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Daniel: Look at you, fashion week. Last week you thought Cavalli was a type of pasta
Betty: Yeah, so did you
Daniel: Well we've both come a long way
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[referring to Sofia's book]
Daniel: ...and the part about wearing each others' underwear for the day?
Sofia: I was drunk when I wrote that

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