Ugly Betty

Daniel Meade Quotes (Page 5)

Bradford: I found someone who loves me and I'd be a fool to let that pass me by
Daniel: Who is it?
[Wilhelmina emerges from the darkness...]
Wilhelmina: Hi Daniel
Daniel: Wilhelmina...
Wilhelmina: Call me mommy
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Daniel [to Betty]: There's Henry, why don't you go make awkward small talk with your friend
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Daniel: You're not the only one in charge.
Alexis: I'm the only one in charge whose pupils aren't the size of quarters.
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Daniel: Apparently you've got a very thoughtless boss who didn't realize until last night that you deserve a lot more than a crappy trophy.
[Daniel hands Betty an envelope]
Betty: These are tickets.
Daniel: To Mexico. For you, your father, and the rest of your family. All they had was first class. Hope you don't mind.
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Daniel: Why don't we play a game? Use our minds? Look, chess, perfect!
[Daniel opens the chess box and there's condoms inside]
Daniel: These are..
Model: Look condoms, I'm good at that game!
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Daniel: So you would screw me over just to piss off dad?
Alexis: Yep
Daniel: You have a cold heart Alexis
Alexis: Had it installed with the other upgrades
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Betty: We have models coming at 4:00
Daniel: That's nice... girl models, right?

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Daniel: Do you have any messages for me?
Betty: Yes, Becks called to say congratulations for getting into Tabitha's gift bag. Ew, I just got that.
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Nick: I want to be you in five years
Daniel: Buy more expensive ties and sleep with a few models and you're halfway there
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Alexis: You can have this magazine, I have a bigger dreams
Daniel: Like what? A uterus?
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