Daniel Meade Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 5: "Granny Pants"
Wilhelmina: We need to start trusting each other...
Daniel: Trusting you would be a rookie mistake..
Wilhelmina: Touché
• Rating: Unrated
[discussing each other's online dating profile]
Daniel: Your ideal day is a picnic in the park with the kids?
Wilhelmina: 6'4?
• Rating: Unrated
Daniel: Kill the puppies
Wilhelmina: Did you hear that? Daniel Meade kills puppies
Daniel: Wilhelmina Slater does not support our troops
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 4: "Betty Suarez Land"
Daniel: I'm sorry I tried to punch you
Alexis: I'm sorry you suck at fighting
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 2: "Filing for the Enemy"
Daniel: One more day of hookie.
DJ: Like a prostitute?
Daniel: Woh, no prostitutes. Only when you're older. Achem, I mean, not at all son.
• Rating: Unrated
Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 4: "Grin and Bear It"
Daniel: Are you crying?
Alexis: I'm a girl, I'm allowed to now
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 3: "Betty's Wait Problem"
Amanda: Those are the DNA results.
Daniel: So.. um, how many times you think we...
Amanda: A lot.. But just remember, if your dad's DNA does match mine, we're only half brother and sister, which means if we did it like twenty times, it was only wrong ten.
Daniel: Okay, that actually made sense to me...Oh my god, you are so my sister!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 1: "How Betty Got Her Grieve Back"
[after Daniel doses off during Henry's stuff funeral]
Betty: Are you sleeping?
Daniel: No it was a silent prayer.. I was just so moved by the paper clips he gave you
• Rating: Unrated
[after Daniel finds Betty at a french fry stand...]
Betty: How'd you find me?
Daniel: It's no secret, you turn to potatoes in time of need
• Rating: Unrated
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