Him? And I'm here for what? The entertainment?

Danno

Danno: Okay... Let's say I am you, and you are the bad guy here. I would know that all the ways onto the ship are visable somehow. So, how would you outsmart yourself and get yourself onto that ship without yourself seeing yourself?
Steve: okay, was that an actual question, or were you just throwing words together and hoping they made sense?

No, no. It's not because you're a woman it's because you're a rookie. Which is... way worse.

Danno

I mean, I'm no detective... Wait a minute! Where am I? Oh, I'm a detective!

Danno

Okay... alright, then give us a name, a number... I'll settle for a hiaku, just point us in a direction.

Danno

Danno: So, if things go bad, which one do you want?
McGarrett: I'll take the ugly one.
Danno: That's good. They're both ugly.

McGarrett: I came to ask you questions
Danno: Oh yeah, well if it's about the prom, I already have a date.

Danno: What are you smirking at?
McGarett: Nothing. It's just the no tie thing... You're starting to look like you fit in.
Danno: Well, don't get used to it.

McGarrett: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food?
Danno: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?

Danno: You have got to do a better job of picking your friends.
McGarrett: What are you talking about? I picked you.

This is really good news. I mean, you're human. Who knew?

Danno

McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.