Hawaii Five-0
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Kono: Anyone up for a swim?
Chin: I forgot my board shorts at home.
Danno: Looks like the rooky is going for a swim.
Don't play dumb, Gordon, I hate that. It's a pet peeve of mine.
Danno
Danno: I just had a thought.
McGarrett: Don't hurt yourself.
McGarrett: Why are you so angry?
Danno: 'Cause I'm an angry person, okay?
Kono: Love is blind.
Danno: Not that blind.
Danno: Oh! Whoa! Whoa! What the hell are you doing?
McGarrett: Probable cause. We were just doing a thing. I thought...
Danno: I meant we could get a key from the manager, you Neanderthal animal.
Kurt Miller: I'm not saying anything else without my council here. So, book me if you have to.
Danno [looking at McGarrett]: Do not say it.
Danno: It's okay? I know that you are trained to endure torture, but this is unbearable, okay? This is- This is not right. Songs this bad make people want to kill other people. Understand?
McGarrett: I think it's catchy.
Newlywed killer. Someone should just tell this guy that after time couples will kill each other.
Danno
McGarrett: Take that tie off. No one on a cruise ship wears a tie.
Danno: Oh yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they're bored.
McGarrett: Okay, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.
Danno: May 18th, 1996!
McGarrett: What is that?
Danno: The last time I puked. Don't make me break my streak.
McGarrett: You will not be sick in this car. You will not be sick in this car!
McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.