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Steve: That anonymous call about Mary and the diamonds doesn't add up.
Danny: There are a lot of things about this case that don't add up. I'm sorry that I didn't believe Mary's story, but could you please quit driving this car like it's stolen?

Kono: The airline gave us her cell phone number, but it goes straight to voice mail.
Steve: That makes sense right? If she's been kidnapped.
Danny: You trying to convince us or yourself?
Steve: Maybe a little of both.

You can't own a wave, and while we are on the subject; Spam is not part of any food group that I care to recognize and last but not least, an appetizer should never ever, under any circumstances be referred to as "poo poo."

Tony: Give me a phone.
Danny: Why?
Tony: I want to schedule a pedicure. Because I know a guy... give me the phone.

Steve: So this stalker is what 10?
Danny: Ted Bundy was 10 once.
Steve: Yes he was..... Yes he was

Danny: So now you're a shrink all of the sudden?
Steve: Yeah, and you can take a seat in the back there if you would be more comfortable. Or you can stay where you're sitting, and tell me what happen. Because I'm going to keep asking until you tell me.

Max: The body is still here, he's OK.
Danny: You mean other than the fact that he's dead?

Kono, this is not a good time, your interrupting vehicular manslaughter.

Grace: He's the funniest boy in school
Danny: I'm sure he's a regular Chris Rock.
Grace: Who?

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