Danny: We are going to take a page from McGarrett's playbook.
Chin Ho: What do you mean by that?
Danny: You take the playbook, and set it on fire.

Danny: What about you, I hear you have a personal beef.
Callen: Comescu tried to kill my whole family.
Danny: Come again?
Callen: Blood feud.
Danny: Ah, well that happens.

Danny: We got a print; the guy is in the system. His name is Dracul Comescu
Chin Ho: Who the hell is that?
Danny: He's not a vampire; I thought the very same thing.

Danny: You want to go check out a small pox infected hotel room?
Chin Ho: Yeah.

Did I say I was jumping on any local customs Don Ho? No I did not.

Danny: Sit down, don't stand up again.
Cal: Look I was working last night, you can check with my manager.
Danny: Ok, I'm going to check with your manager and if I find out you're lying to me, I'm going to come back here and put you in a mayonnaise jar.

Chin Ho: Hey, where's McGarrett?
Danny: He left a "Dear Danny" note on my desk this morning, he's off looking for Shelburn again.

Listen, last time I saw you, I broke a couple of bones in your face. You ever mention my daughter again, I'll come back here and break every single bone in your body.

Steve: That anonymous call about Mary and the diamonds doesn't add up.
Danny: There are a lot of things about this case that don't add up. I'm sorry that I didn't believe Mary's story, but could you please quit driving this car like it's stolen?

Kono: The airline gave us her cell phone number, but it goes straight to voice mail.
Steve: That makes sense right? If she's been kidnapped.
Danny: You trying to convince us or yourself?
Steve: Maybe a little of both.

You can't own a wave, and while we are on the subject; Spam is not part of any food group that I care to recognize and last but not least, an appetizer should never ever, under any circumstances be referred to as "poo poo."

Tony: Give me a phone.
Danny: Why?
Tony: I want to schedule a pedicure. Because I know a guy... give me the phone.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Max: Ohhhhhh
Joe: You need a paper bag or something?
Max: Sorry, this place is like my Graceland.

No argument Joe. We tried it your way, now we try it my way.