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You should call that lawyer of yours, that really brilliant lawyer and get your sentence knocked down 50-60 years. Enjoy federal prison; it's really nice this time of year.

What, what you got... spidey sense tingling?

Danny: The waves keep crashing over and over
Steve: Some would call it soothing Danny
Danny: Some would call it Hawaiian Water Torture.

Danny: What we need to know from you is who poaches animals, specifically the endangered type.
Kamekona: Why you asking me? I sell shrimp not baby seals.

Danny: Ok, what the hell is this?
Steve: Definitely not a drug ring..

Steve: So suddenly you're a dog expert?
Danny: No, for your information I have had dogs my whole life.

Danny: How does this even happen?
Chin Ho: Maybe it's the result of completely dismissing and entire culture's spiritual beliefs.

Danny: So unless he reanimated as a zombie, he is completely dead.
Max: Give that his head was not intact, reanimating as a zombie is completely impossible.

Max: I came directly to work after a Halloween party.
Danny: Come on, you don't secretly have this thing where you live dressing up like you're in the Matrix.
Max: The two concepts are not mutually exclusives.

Lori: Why are you staring at me?
Danny: I'm imagining who Lori Weston's alter-ego might be.... Wonder Woman!
Lori: No!

Kono: and a word to the wise, Boriero is trained, I would not engage him hand to hand.
Danny: That's not going to happen, I like my gun.

Steve: Mouth guard.
Danny: You need a helmet not a mouth guard.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Chin Ho: You ok Max?
Max: [drops make-shift dagger and nods]

This is really good news. I mean, you're human. Who knew?

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