Hawaii Five-0

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You can't own a wave, and while we are on the subject; Spam is not part of any food group that I care to recognize and last but not least, an appetizer should never ever, under any circumstances be referred to as "poo poo."

Tony: Give me a phone.
Danny: Why?
Tony: I want to schedule a pedicure. Because I know a guy... give me the phone.

Steve: So this stalker is what 10?
Danny: Ted Bundy was 10 once.
Steve: Yes he was..... Yes he was

Danny: So now you're a shrink all of the sudden?
Steve: Yeah, and you can take a seat in the back there if you would be more comfortable. Or you can stay where you're sitting, and tell me what happen. Because I'm going to keep asking until you tell me.

Max: The body is still here, he's OK.
Danny: You mean other than the fact that he's dead?

Kono, this is not a good time, your interrupting vehicular manslaughter.

Grace: He's the funniest boy in school
Danny: I'm sure he's a regular Chris Rock.
Grace: Who?

Steve: Book'em Danno
Danny: Book me a towel.

Steve: Looks like I found our motive.
Danny: I'll see your motive and raise you a murder weapon.

Officer Lukela: What's he doing?
Danny: Undoubtedly something insane.

Chin Ho: Danny, you know if you ever need any advice on relationships, my door is always open.
Danny: Oh, well you go ahead and keep that door closed, but thank you.

Kono: That's a relief
Danny: Why is that a relief?
Kono: Because she makes you happy, and I like to see you happy.
Danny: Awww...

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

As soon as Deb told me what her nephew did, I knew we would have a problem.

Leonard

Honey, I know you are worried about me, but I can take care of myself. I know from dissappointment.

Aunt Deb