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Max: The body is still here, he's OK.
Danny: You mean other than the fact that he's dead?

Kono, this is not a good time, your interrupting vehicular manslaughter.

Grace: He's the funniest boy in school
Danny: I'm sure he's a regular Chris Rock.
Grace: Who?

Steve: Book'em Danno
Danny: Book me a towel.

Steve: Looks like I found our motive.
Danny: I'll see your motive and raise you a murder weapon.

Officer Lukela: What's he doing?
Danny: Undoubtedly something insane.

Chin Ho: Danny, you know if you ever need any advice on relationships, my door is always open.
Danny: Oh, well you go ahead and keep that door closed, but thank you.

Kono: That's a relief
Danny: Why is that a relief?
Kono: Because she makes you happy, and I like to see you happy.
Danny: Awww...

Steve: Time travel doesn't exist.
Max: On the contrary, there are several theories....
Danny: With all due respect. For argument sake, let's say this man didn't own a Delorian and is from the 21st century.

Danny: You ruined my frittata.
Steve: I put it out of its misery.

Steve: Since when do you speak Russian?
Danny: I worked a Russian Mob case, all I learned to say was "back off we're cops" and "this vodka taste like urine."

Steve: Danny!
Danny: I shot him once in the shoulder, the other two are in the grass, he will be fine.

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Can you stop staring at me like a hot-fudge sundae?

Mary

Savannah Walker: Hold on--for your information, I have a journalism degree from Northwestern.
Steve McGarrett: Your professors must be very proud.
Savannah Walker (to camera-man): Let's erase that.

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