Steve: It's not a boat, it's a dingy
Danny: I stand corrected; we are in a slowly leaking dingy!

Steve: Set the Hook!
Danny: Stop the backseat fishing!

Steve: Time out, I thought the mission today was to get you your first tuna
Danny: Why does everything have to be a mission?
Steve: . The goal was to help you catch an Ahi.
Danny: There's no goal, there's no mission; we're just fishing. We have a couple of laughs, maybe we catch a fish, maybe we don't

Steve: Why do they always run?
Danny: Because I believe they hope the person chasing them ends up wrapped around a telephone pole.

[looks sick] Why did you boil his face off Max?

Danny: Did you hear about the art gallery robbery?
March: I've been here all morning!
Danny: That was not an accusation.
March: Sorry, habit.

Danny: You were very lucky back there my friend.
Steve: Sorry, lucky? First of all, luck had nothing to do with it, I had the situation under control.
Danny: You are something else, you must have known that our suspect was going to bleed to death while threatening to kill a hostage. Your good, you're really go. Let me ask you another question, how much money is in my wallet, Kreskin or should I say the Amaaaazing McGarrett.

Danny: Going to need a vest, vest please.
Steve: You don't even know what my plan is.
Danny: This is true, but I know you, and any plan you have will involve me and serious bodily harm.
Steve: What are you talking about?
Danny: What I'm talking about, is that over the years our marriage has become predictable.

Steve: Body armor works.
Danny: What is that look? Nobody likes to get shot.

Danny: Alright with the Navy Seal death stare, what are you going to water board me till I tell you about my private phone call?
Steve: No, I'm just trying to get you to tell me because we're friends and I'm worried.

Danny: I knew it... Cargo pants.
Steve: Book em' Danno.
Danny: You could have just said hello.

Danny: We will be fine, just take of your own six.
Steve: Six? Ok I've been gone way to long, your starting to sound like me.
Danny: I know, I know, and it made me want to throw up a little.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

When one learns to be a warrior, one must also learn to run.

Hawaiian Proverb

Yes, I blame myself for what happened to my husband! But, damn it! Tracking this guy down is the only thing that gives me purpose. Please, please, don't take that away from me.

ATF Agent Kathy Millford