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Max: The body is still here, he's OK.
Danny: You mean other than the fact that he's dead?

Kono, this is not a good time, your interrupting vehicular manslaughter.

Grace: He's the funniest boy in school
Danny: I'm sure he's a regular Chris Rock.
Grace: Who?

Steve: Book'em Danno
Danny: Book me a towel.

Steve: Looks like I found our motive.
Danny: I'll see your motive and raise you a murder weapon.

Officer Lukela: What's he doing?
Danny: Undoubtedly something insane.

Chin Ho: Danny, you know if you ever need any advice on relationships, my door is always open.
Danny: Oh, well you go ahead and keep that door closed, but thank you.

Kono: That's a relief
Danny: Why is that a relief?
Kono: Because she makes you happy, and I like to see you happy.
Danny: Awww...

Steve: Time travel doesn't exist.
Max: On the contrary, there are several theories....
Danny: With all due respect. For argument sake, let's say this man didn't own a Delorian and is from the 21st century.

Danny: You ruined my frittata.
Steve: I put it out of its misery.

Steve: Since when do you speak Russian?
Danny: I worked a Russian Mob case, all I learned to say was "back off we're cops" and "this vodka taste like urine."

Steve: Danny!
Danny: I shot him once in the shoulder, the other two are in the grass, he will be fine.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

You remember me? About three years ago, you put some bullets into a friend of mine.

Steve McGarrett

What happened to you, Mom? What happened to the woman who used to make fried bologna sandwiches, and was on the PTA, and showed me how to paddle an outrigger, and used to teach me magic tricks? Where'd you go?

Steve McGarrett
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