Supernatural

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Dean: Where the hell are we?
Castiel: Van Nuys, California.
Dean: Where's the beautiful room
Castiel: In there.
Dean: The beautiful room is in an abandoned muffler factory in Van Nuys, California?
Castiel: Where'd you think it was.
Dean: I-I don't know. Jupiter. A blade of glass? Not Van Nuys.

Word to the wise. Don't piss off the nerd angels.

Dean: So, why don't you just tell us everything. Start from the beginning.
Adam: Well, I was dead and in Heaven... except it--it, uh, kind of looked like my prom. And I was making out with this girl. Her--her name was Kristin McGee.
Dean: Yeah, that sounds like Heaven. Did you get to third base?
Sam: Just, uh... just keep going.

Castiel: This creature has the power to take a human's form, read minds. Book of Revelations call her the "Whore of Babylon."
Dean: Well, that's catchy.

Dean: 'Course, that's if you can get past the velvet rope. Must be nice--being chosen.
Leah: Well, Dean... you're chosen.
Dean: More like cursed.

Sam: Dad said they always had the perfect marriage.
Dean: It wasn't perfect until after (Mary) died.

Sam: Heaven?
Dean: Yeah.
Sam: Okay, how are we in Heaven?
Dean: All that clean living, I guess.

Go ahead, Roy. Do it. But I'm gonna warn you--when I come back, I'm gonna be pissed.

What are you, the Hamburglar?

Why does Heaven care if Harry meets Sally?

Dean: Hey, when I want to drink, I drink. When I want sex, I go get it. Same goes for a sandwich or a fight.
Castiel: So... you're saying you're just well-adjusted?
Dean: God, no. I'm just well-fed.

Sam: Dean, enough!
Dean: What?
Sam: You just punched a Cupid!
Dean: I punched a dick!

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Supernatural Quotes

You can't spell subtext without s-e-x.

Marie

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley