Popular Dennis Reynolds Quotes

To think I was going to let you jack me off.

Adriano [to Dee]

I'm gonna bang Tom Murphy's black wife.

I'd rather get blasted in the balls by a battering ram than have to have a conversation with the guy.

Baby's got back, Christie. Baby's got back.

Dude, you're wearing makeup. And a girdle.

Christie [to Dennis]

I was going to take you to an empty broom closet and (makes feral face) bang the shit out of you.

I am the king of the mountain top!

I have to have my tools!

We're not afraid, we're in our '30s. We don't fight people anymore. It's kinda pathetic.

Adriano

Ronald McDonald slept with your prom date.

Tim Murphy [to Dennis]

Dennis: It's a goddamn dance routine.
Charlie: And it's gonna rock.

Well that was weird.

Adriano

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Charlie: I'll totally pull a Good Will Hunting on those kids and that'll put them in their place.
Mac: How you gonna do that?
Charlie: Well, you've seen the movie right?
Mac: Yeah.
Charlie: So all I gotta do is, I'll ask them some big shot, like math or science, history-type college question aand that will totally stump them by knowing a lot more about the answer than they do.
Mac: In that movie, Matt Damon played a genius janitor, you're just a janitor.
Charlie: Right, you stumped me with that one.

Mac: He doesn't have any poison.
Charlie: I don't have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.
Frank: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well that's mayonnaise. It's a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That's shampoo.
Frank: You're telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?
Charlie: If you've been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably.

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