Dennis Reynolds Quotes
There are far worse people at the Jersey shore than the cast of the Jersey Shore!
Dee: I hate this town, Dennis, I hate this town.
Dennis: It's understandable. You are missing a piece of your scalp.
Somebody needs to take care of Mac...because the man is carrying around trash bags filled with Mexican foods.
Dee: What if we took a "Pretty Woman" and threw it Roxy's way?
Frank: It was a bullsh*t movie. People don't change like that.
Mac: People change, Frank. Look at me. I went from a tiny twink to the muscle bound freak you see before you.
Dee: You're not helping my argument.
Dennis: Okay, yea. And if you're going to chime in please don't do it with a mouth full of burrito.
Mac: This is a chimichanga.
Dennis You are becoming a chimichanga!
I'm getting really concerned by the integrity of our organization. We're becoming the gross crew and I don't like that.
If you think Jesus and the lord are so great, why don't have you have them swing by in their Lamborghinis and drive you home?
Dee: People are starting to notice.
Dennis: Of course they're starting to notice! There's a grown man crammed into a coach.
Frank: You have to earn what you get. This principle made me a multi-millionaire.
Dee: No. No. Stealing millions of dollars from your ex-business partner is what made you a millionaire, Frank.
Frank: Eugene Hamilton was a great man! Do not speak ill of the dead.
Dennis: She's speaking ill of you!
Frank didn't buy shitty presents. Frank bought the most awesome presents in the entire world. As a matter of fact, he would find out what Christmas presents we wanted that year and he'd buy it for himself, instead of buying them for us.
[The baby] ruined my transmission, it ruined a perfectly good sewer conversation, I still want to get to the bottom of that one...
Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale.
God, what an irritating thing babies are!