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Royal-pains

Divya: We didn't check any bags...
Jeremiah: I'm leaving tonight...

You know what they say, when you marry someone you're not marrying their family.... oh, wait, you are marrying their family. I am terribly sorry...

Did we lose our minds?

Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Divya: That was almost too much information.
Hank: I love seeing you happy
Divya: Happy, yes..... maybe a little crazy too.
Hank: I just hope he is worthy of you.

There are seven billion people in this world. Half of them are men. Statistically speaking, dating should not be this hard, Hank.

When I was ten I started riding a horse.....named Ajax. Named after the Egyptian hero, not the cleaning product...

It wasn't guilt that brought me here. I almost lost you.

You will throw out that mental list of eligible bachelors you have in your mind.....

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