Royal Pains

Tuesdays 9:00 PM on USA
Royal pains
TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
40,000 other titles are available to watch now.

There are seven billion people in this world. Half of them are men. Statistically speaking, dating should not be this hard, Hank.

When I was ten I started riding a horse.....named Ajax. Named after the Egyptian hero, not the cleaning product...

It wasn't guilt that brought me here. I almost lost you.

You will throw out that mental list of eligible bachelors you have in your mind.....

Divya: You screwed up didn't you?
Evan: I'm cleaning it up!

I AM NOT FINISHED! FOR ONCE YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!

If you don't stop this behavior, you are going to end up unloved and alone!

I don't think he fell in. His injuries aren't consistent.....

I would have had the same thought if you'd let me complete it.

I don't need a man to be happy.

Divya's Mom: I have been stopping by.
Divya: You have been stalking me.

I am going to sabotage them.

Displaying quotes 25 - 36 of 101 in total