I keep trying to go through his charts over and over again to see how I missed it, but I can't.

Van Dyke: See you at six. Don't do fancy hair.
Divya: Why not?
Van Dyke: It's the law. See you at six.

Divya: What are you doing?! Who Does that?!
Jill: I gave you first dibs.

Divya: When we've been friends as long as they have, do you suppose we'll be like that?
Hank: I certainly hope so.

Evan: You're going to start cashing all your checks now aren't you?
Divya: I'm afraid so.
Evan: Now I'm sad.

Please touch with your eyes.

I'm sorry I can't go through with this. The universe has sent me one too messages already.

Divya: Well, I love what I do.
Raj: I can tell. And I can see how much you are giving up for us.

Fate and obligation are two different things Raj.

Evan: (about Eddie) I should go talk to him.
Divya: Isn't prison punishment enough?
Evan: I'm gonna miss you.

When my parents got married, my mother got my father a tandem bicycle. I have such fond memories of them riding it together.

Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.

Royal Pains Quotes

(after Hank convinced Marshall Bryant to get clean from alcohol and drugs)
Marshall: Well, Hank deserves credit for leading me to water.
Hank: Hey, I can lead the horse, but I can't make him drink... or not drink. You know what I'm saying.

Divya: Hank, this is Kylie.
Kylie: I'm the disgruntled mistress.
Hank: Hello. Nice to meet you.
Kylie: It's 'cause I didn't go to college and I hate retail.