Popular Dr. Gregory House Quotes
Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree.
I really should have kept Cameron. She knew where to find the sugar.
House: She's doing better.
Rachel: Oh, thank God.
House: Technically, Alexander Fleming. He developed antibiotics. Pneumonia's under control, and from now on, what say you stick with human food.
Vogler: In the morning, I expect you in my office with your letter of resignation and plans for a public apology, otherwise I'll destroy you.
House: So that's a 'no' on us being squared away.
Dr. Cuddy: Dr. House! Need you here.
House: Sorry, lots of sick people - might catch something.
(To Cuddy) If it turns out she has Meningitis, you're right, you win. But if we go back downstairs and she dies, pfft... your face will be so red!
Nonconformity, right. I can't remember the last time I saw a twenty-something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. You are one wicked free thinker. You want to be a rebel? Stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does and get a haircut. Like the Asian kids who don't leave the library for 20 hours stretches, they're the ones who don't care what you think. Sayonara.
House: You actually speak four languages, or you just banking on never being interviewed by anyone who does?
Dr. Gilmar: It's true. And I can swear in two more.
Me, I'm a freak. I get off on not being in pain. That and chocolate-covered marshmallow bunnies.
You live under the delusion that you can fix everything that isn't perfect. That's why you married a man who was dying of cancer. You don't love, you need, and now that your husband is dead, you're looking for your new charity case, that's why you're going out with me. I'm twice your age, I'm not great looking, I'm not charming, I'm not even nice. What I am is what you need...I'm damaged.
House: Chase. Did you know about this woman? What she does?
Dr. Chase: I met her at some parties, yeah.
House: I wouldn't have tortured you if I knew you liked it.
You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.
