House

Dr. Gregory House Quotes (Page 11)

Chase: What's with the sudden interest in her future?
House: You know, a blacksmith who spends as much time hammering out a new blade from raw Jello, he's curious about who ends up wielding it.
Foreman: no reason to be curious unless you're interested in wielding it yourself.
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House: Relax. She's completely honest and also completely boring.
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House: Do you know how to do 9 LP's? Do you know how to do 9 LP's and say it's ten? It's time to grow up.
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House: A third lie. Welcome to the slippery slope.
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House: You had me at "I had to pee."
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House: Pretty sure the law of the land states that everyone has a right to be an idiot. At least the Second Amendment.
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House: Nothing will ever be simple again.
Masters: That's fine with me.
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House (to Thirteen): I'll kill you. When the time comes if you want me to. I'll do it now if you like. Hey, I've got a baseball bat in the back.
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House: And the bitch is back.
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Thirteen: You always get your way, don't you?
House: Not always. Today would have been our one year anniversary. Which is an incredibly arbitrary thing to celebrate.
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