Dr. Gregory House Quotes
What are you doing? We got a patient with a walking disorder who can't seize. No wait. I'm close though, right?
Because I can get a rise out of your BP. His pee pee, on the other hand...
Thirteen: The truth made him miserable.
House: It's like there's two of me.
There's no wrong choices. At least that's what they tell people who make the crappy choices.
Chase: What's with the sudden interest in her future?
House: You know, a blacksmith who spends as much time hammering out a new blade from raw Jello, he's curious about who ends up wielding it.
Foreman: no reason to be curious unless you're interested in wielding it yourself.
Relax. She's completely honest and also completely boring.
Do you know how to do 9 LP's? Do you know how to do 9 LP's and say it's ten? It's time to grow up.
A third lie. Welcome to the slippery slope.
You had me at "I had to pee."
Pretty sure the law of the land states that everyone has a right to be an idiot. At least the Second Amendment.
House: Nothing will ever be simple again.
Masters: That's fine with me.
I'll kill you. When the time comes if you want me to. I'll do it now if you like. Hey, I've got a baseball bat in the back.House (to Thirteen)