Dr. Gregory House Quotes (Page 9)
Season 7, Episode 18: "The Dig"
House: Some puzzles are just too good to share.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 17: "Fall From Grace"
House: She's just installing the cable. That's not a euphemism.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Taub: It's a fake marriage, but a real honeymoon?!?
House: Most are!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
House: See what happens when women don't need to serve men to stay in the country? You get all uppity.
• Rating: Unrated
House: It's the classic "you dumped me, so I'm gonna get married a week later" rouse.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 16: "Out of the Chute"
Dr. Wilson: We are gonna talk about this, and we're gonna deal with this.
House: So I have no choice. Fine. Unless... unless... yes, I do. I do have legs. I see you didn't factor those into your brilliant plan.
• Rating: Unrated
Masters: House, how many prostitutes have you had?
House: As in eaten? Ever? This year?
Masters: Slept with. Since you've been here.
House: All but one. She did my taxes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dr. Wilson: Maybe... talk to someone.
House: Already scheduled.
Dr. Wilson: Really?
House: I'm not an idiot. I know I need help.
Dr. Wilson: Okay. That's... great. I meant, like, a counselor.
House: I know.
Dr. Wilson: But you meant a hooker.
House: Yeah. baby steps.
• Rating: Unrated
House: You suck. Feel free to interpret that both ways.
• Rating: Unrated
House: If anything does wrong, take her to the doctor. I'm only eight paces away.
• Rating: Unrated
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