Favorite Dr. James Wilson Quotes
Wilson: Gregory House, will you marry me?
House: This is unexpected.
Dr. Wilson: I'm not here for an argument, House.
House: No. Right. That's room 12A.
Dr. Wilson: Why is it always reasonable in Houseland to take an emotional problem and sidestep it by turning it into a mechanical problem?
House: Because in Houseland - and the rest of the universe, by the way - when a question presents itself, it calls for an answer.
How you manage to elevate your narcissism to beneficence is masterful.
Dr. Wilson
House: He's a self-important jerk,
Wilson: Seems to be what I'm attracted to.
Wilson: Your biological father is a minister?
House: Natural selection is not an infallible force.
House: You're invoking the guy code?
Wilson: We're guys. It's a code.
My watch must have stopped. Must be a quarter to never.
House: She has God inside her. It would be easier to deal with a tumor.
Dr. Wilson: Maybe she's allergic to God.
Giving House a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No.
Wilson: You said it was keeping your mind off the pain.
House: That was before I discovered the Biggest Loser marathon on cable. I like to pretend they can see me eating.
House: I didn't realize you'd be in the middle of something.
Wilson: It's a conference room. With glass walls.
