Favorite Dr. James Wilson Quotes
Wilson: We're not gay!
Neighbor: Seriously?
Dr. Wilson: I was telling a 39-year-old woman that she has breast cancer.
House: No, you weren't.
Dr. Wilson: How do you know?
House: Because if you were, you'd need to see the pain in her eyes so she could see the concern in yours.
House: I'll have whatever he's buying.
Dr. Wilson: Two cheeseburgers and two large fries.
Dr. Wilson: If there's one thing I've learned from you, it's that I should do what I think is right and not worry about the consequences.
House: Yeah, it's worked out great for me.
House, on a list of your attributes, there's nothing that even rhymes with coy.
House: Admit it - you're curious why I want to make her angry.
Dr. Wilson: I'm sure it's convoluted, wrong, and stupid.
How hard are you trying not to make a ball joke right now?
House: I didn't realize you'd be in the middle of something.
Wilson: It's a conference room. With glass walls.
Wilson: You said it was keeping your mind off the pain.
House: That was before I discovered the Biggest Loser marathon on cable. I like to pretend they can see me eating.
Dr. Cuddy: Other doctors actually use their offices for crazy stuff like seeing patients. Not throwing a ball against the wall and calling it work.
Dr. Wilson: It's his process. That ball saves lives.
Sam: When did you get all OCD?
Wilson: I just want clean dishes and cold milk so we can all stay healthy.
Wilson: I was wondering what your plans were.
House: Tonight?
Wilson: In life.
