You're growth might be good for the bottom line, but ours allows us to save lives.

Cuddy: You bet someone you could use malaria as a diagnostic tool?
House: That doesn't sound like me.

Wilson: You try Lucas?
Cuddy: He's either sleeping or avoiding me.
Wilson: You in a fight?
Cuddy: Not yet, but we're gonna be.

I won't report the theft to the DEA, but I have to fire you.

I don't care how interesting it is. You are not infecting him with malaria.

Lucas: It says emergency page.
Cuddy: Ignore it.
Lucas: Sweet.

There is no "us." There never will be.

Cuddy: Which one of us slipped through a worm hole to an alternative dimension?
House: I've always loved to travel.

Dr. Cuddy: Tell me what you came here for, House.
House: I've got a legitimate medical excuse.
Dr. Cuddy: You must be so proud.
House: I've forgotten it. I guess it's no big deal, since I was only using it as an excuse to come check out Patty and Selma.
Dr. Cuddy: I feel bad. I haven't named your testicles.
House: Word on the street is you set a new personal best for low-cut.
Dr. Cuddy: I don't know why you chose to give them the names of someone's aunts.
House: It's a compliment. They're always smokin'.

Cuddy: This is the part where you play the employee and I play the boss.
House: I can see your nipples. Your turn.

Cuddy: What's your plan?
House: First, we take Berlin. Then, we circle around Poland and yell: "surprise!"

Cuddy: No procedures. No patient contact.
House: I think I can probably deal with that one.

House Quotes

Dr. Cameron: House doesn't believe in pretense. Figures life's too short and too painful. So he just says that he thinks.
Dr. Foreman: "I say what I think" is just another way of saying "I'm an assho"...

(about House) The son of a bitch is the best doctor we have.

Dr. Cuddy