Dr. Lisa Cuddy Quotes
Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered?
House: Scent of a man. I realize you haven't experienced it sober.
Dr. Cuddy: House, I've got a DYFS home visit on Friday.
House: And I've got a W-H-O-R-E visit on...
Dr. Cuddy: A moron storms the clinic, bullies his way into life without parole, you enabling him at every step...
House: He hadn't done what he did, he'd be dead. Good thing you enabled my every medical move.
Cuddy: You think I handled this differently because you were in here?
House: I don't know, let's try it again without me.
Dr. Foreman: He didn't need to say no. He just wanted to say no.
Dr. Cuddy: House did something solely out of self-interest. That's freaky.
Dr. Cuddy: I know this is awkward, but we need to talk.
House: There's a reason that we've evolved a feeling of awkwardness. It tells us not to talk about things.
Dr. Cuddy: Why do you even care? It's not like I'm ever going to ask you to babysit.
House: I'm a humanitarian.
Dr. Cuddy: Thirty-seven-year-old male with recurring blackouts.
House: Tell him to switch from tequila to bourbon, worked for me.
Dr. Cuddy: You know you are gonna pay for that?
House: I'm paying for it right now, with the wisdom.
Dr. Cuddy: Other doctors actually use their offices for crazy stuff like seeing patients. Not throwing a ball against the wall and calling it work.
Dr. Wilson: It's his process. That ball saves lives.
House: I'm in an elevator, can't run away.
Dr. Cuddy: Can't run away anyway.
House: That's just mean. Why are we still together?
Dr. Cuddy: We are going to our office.
House: Pronoun confusion. Starts kicking in once you pass child-bearing age.
Dr. Cuddy: Now that's just mean.
Dr. Cuddy: Any idea why we are getting half as many requests for you as usual?
House: Democrats' health care plan?
Dr. Cuddy: You faked a scientific miracle just to win a bet with Wilson?
House: Mmm, more an argument. I realize it would have been simpler to just fake the paternity test, but hey--Christmas spirit and all that.
Dr. Cuddy: I think you're confusing nice and evil again.
