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Maura: She said I wasn't her daughter.
Jane: But then she remembered she needed your kidney for her real daughter, Kaylin.

You also said that conceiving me was the biggest mistake of your life.

Maura: What is she doing here?
Jane: She came to get your kidney.

He has remarkable musculature. He must not eat his cakes.

Maura: What if I practice my swing in that cagey thing?
Jane: It's called a batting cage, Maura.

Where would Luke Skywalker be without Yoda?

Quiet the chatter in the monkey mind.

On average police officers only live two to five years after retirement.

Maura: It is so clean in here you could eat off the tables.
Jane: Let's not.

Jane: Do you ever worry that you'll sound pretentious?
Maura: No.

Maura: Instant! You served me instant?
Jane: I'm so tired you're lucky I didn't serve you Drano.

He disappears for three months and now I'm suppose to just drop everything to be a groupie at his book signing?

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