I appreciate you trying to put a front porch on this, but I'd like to get to why you're here.

Well, well,well, Elvis is in the building, what about that...

I'm not going to carry Tim Mason with me any longer.

I'm not answering my own questions.

Dwight: Thanks for opening up to me. I just want you to know, I bet your brains are tasty.
White: I'm going out to the car.

That's not the only reason I came by...

Paula Ann: You're not playing fair Dwight. I don't want to be cheered up.
Dwight: That's what these songs are for mama.

Whitehead:Ma'am you need to put your hands up. Sir, you need to be nicer.
Dwight: Everybody, have a great day.

Dwight: We had the bank flag their accounts
Whitehead: We know where Bonnie and Clyde are.

Something's coming, we just don't know what it is yet.

It's fourth and long partner. We're gonna need a hail mary.

As much as I hate public celebrations of my birthday, I appreciate that you cared enough to ignore me.

Memphis Beat Quotes

See, there's that attitude again. You don't belong in my department. If that means getting you promoted to do that, that's what I'm gonna do.

Lt. Rice [To Det. White]

Splitting Dwight and I up is about as stupid as a three-legged mule in a horse race.

Det. White