Popular Dwight Schrute Quotes
Dwight: Jim, tell him wear he can stick his grapes.
Jim: In the fridge!
You told me there was a rule. I could have choked so many people by now!
Phyllis: What's he doing?
Dwight: He's searching out younger gays.
Dwight: Is there a belt above black?
Jim: You should ask him. It's a color you would never expect.
They say you only live once, and I'm about to prove it.
Ah, French. It's a great language...if you're a chain smoking acrobat.
People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.
It's a wire people. I'm not buying it a fur coat.
No nobbies, no probbies. Nice try Jim.
Now you're locked in a prison bus and your woman drips with beverage.
What lab did these little clones escape from?
It's not for worms or eczema like any normal pill.
