Popular Dwight Schrute Quotes
You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles an hour.
Client: There he is; my son.
Dwight: He's got cat turd collector written all over him.
Clark: All that really specific cat turd business, that was about you right?
Dwight: You got me...I used to collect them.
I'll be damned if I'm gonna let us lose me.
It can't be more fun the selling paper and paper products.
Yes we will be delivering a shipment of paper today, but I will also be delivering you a big shipment of fun!
Joke's on you buddy. They make you come back and clean it up.
Really Jim? You don't understand the difference between a slaughter house and a rendering plant? Uhhh, remind me not to lend you any dead cows or horses.
You say jump, and he says on who?
Dwight: What makes you think you'd be an effective paper salesman?
Trevor: Ooh, didn't see that one coming.
We can tell him his mother is dying. That usually works on him.
I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.
