Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Ellie Torres Quotes
Jules: Wine now - no no, I need big Joe.
Ellie: (to Lourie) Man hands help me.
Ellie: Honey, why don't you go to your crazy place?
Jules: I don't want to.
Ellie: Oh! Stan walked!
Jules: Now is not the time.
Ellie: Right.
If we're gonna be sneaking around the neighborhood at night should my husband be dressed like a cat burglar ?
I was so stunned! Do I give off a vibe that I'm friendly?
Jules: Harsh. But, Ellie and I have a pact.
Ellie: We tell each other the harsh truth no matter what.
Ellie: Are you Cuban today?
Andy: I will be if you like it.
Ellie: Yeah I like it.
Jules: Come on, gimmie a reason. Crack the code!
Ellie: Why did they take so long to tell you?
Jules: I'm starting a new list. Most boring game?
Ellie: Penny can.
Don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!
Ellie: I love pretending that I'm better than everybody else.
Travis: Who do you think I got it from.
Ellie: Awe.
(to Laurie about the pumpkin) Wow, it's like you on a Saturday night.