Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSEllie Torres Quotes
And the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.
Jules, he's an evil genius. He's Keyser Soze.
Look at my rings my rings my rings.
Please, you don't know what it's like to be married to a super sensitive guy. I call them senszies.
Ellie: So Jules, what are we doing?
Jules: Besides cake and wine, I got nothing.
Jules: Ellie Torres, I'm fixing to get mad at you.
Ellie: Really, are you fixing?
Jules: Damn it.
(to Laurie about the pumpkin) Wow, it's like you on a Saturday night.
Ellie: I love pretending that I'm better than everybody else.
Travis: Who do you think I got it from.
Ellie: Awe.
Don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!
Jules: I'm starting a new list. Most boring game?
Ellie: Penny can.
Jules: Come on, gimmie a reason. Crack the code!
Ellie: Why did they take so long to tell you?
Ellie: Are you Cuban today?
Andy: I will be if you like it.
Ellie: Yeah I like it.
