Entourage

Eric "E" Murphy Quotes (Page 4)

Eric: Oh boom, now it's Ed Norton's home run you jerk off.
Ari: Well, did they sell the script, you c**t face?
Eric: Not yet, d**k head.
Ari: Well than it's still free you overpaid undersized bitch
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Eric: Vince needs a job, Ari.
Ari: I understand that Eric, but you need to understand that you are the reason he doesn't have one. Vince needs a studio movie, not an Indie! So don't waste my f**king time with the possibility that maybe Ed Norton might read or may not read some f**king script that may or may not be good because some half ass agent who couldn't carry my sperm sample likes it, ok!?
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Ari [picking up the phone]: WHAT?
Eric: Oh, that's a nice greeting the Miller Gold Agency's got going on there, Ari.
Ari: Yeah, well listen, if I knew it was you it would have been a lot worse, What!?
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Eric: You're calling to apologize?
Ari: I'm calling to tell you that I blame you for every bad thing that's ever happened to Vince, and every bad thing that ever could happen to him for the rest of his life. You're the unf**king lucky charm, you hear me? You should never utter the words "I found a good script", cause you have no idea what a good f**king script looks like.
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Eric: Come on Ari, I'm calling as a friend, all right? I need your help. It's a really good script, can you help me?
Ari: Yes, I can E. Lloyd! Get the number for UCLA Extension so Eric can take a course of finally learning how the movie business works.
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Eric: I wanna sell their script, I need an agent to do that.
Ari: Try the Yellow Pages.
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Eric: So what you want us to do? Sit around and do nothing?
Ari: I thought you weren't gonna talk, but since you are: yes. You should sit around and do nothing, or maybe go to Vinnie's super secret hideaway in Mexico and come back when you're tanned. Or tall. Whichever comes first.
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Eric: An offer pending a meeting is not a f**king offer Ari.
Ari: How long have you been in this town Opey? An offer pending a meeting is what you get when you make a s**t movie and haven't been seen this side of the border in six months. We're living in a post-Medellin world. But amazingly enough, if Vince shows up with all of his limbs intact and doesn't have some sort of seizure in front of Ertz, we are back in the game, OK. You'll call?
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Eric: Are they gonna pay him?
Ari: Wow, all about the money these days. Makes me proud and yet a little sad that you've lost that prepubescent boyish charm.
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Eric: Well, well, well, long time no hear.
Ari: What, you got B. Arthur answering the phone for you?
Eric: I'm in a meeting Ari, what do you want.
Ari: Ah yes, the Murphey group doubling in size the past 5 months to two clients
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