Hank: Infant formula? Really?
Evan: Yeah, I got those on sale.

Guys, it seemed to me that it lived it's life...like a candle in the wind.

Paige: Can you see me wrapped in an American flag?
Evan: I'm picturing it. Totally rocking my vote, yeah.

(to Hank) Your patient is the Generals crazy neighbor?

What do you mean lower case? Who apologizes in lower case?

(to Hank) With medicine you are open minded with everything else you're closed minded.

Evan: Dude! (about to high five Hank)
Jill: Don't even think about it.

(about naming his boat) What do you think about Fairway to Evan?

Hank: Fashion is the vocabulary of kings.
Evan: Then you are wearing some very big words

Page: Should we buy the country club then?
Evan: I love the fact I can't tell if you're kidding or not.

Evan: I like it. I like it alot.
Hank: Please stop talking like that. Stop talking like that now.

High five - what is wrong with people?

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan