Hank: It's hardly fair to judge the guy, we hardly know him.
Evan: That's when I do my best judging.

You don't want Lebron. You want the guy that signs Lebron's checks.

Divya: It's personal.
Evan: With you personal means trouble so..
Divya: No, personal means personal.

That's not your color at all. It's horrible on you.

Hank: You know what they say Superman - with great power comes great responsibility.
Evan: That was Spiderman.

That's my boy.

Eddie

That's my line.

Eddie

Divya: I have to move to London.
Evan: Of course you do and when we replace you with another sexy Indian PA it won't be the same.
Divya: I appreciate that.

You say I have a superpower!

Evan: We were on a treasure hunt, remember?
Hank: I don't remember it that way.

I can't do this middleman act with you guys.

Evan: To Cuba - to Canadians - to private jets -
Hank: To dominoes.

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan