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My overhearing tells me you might end up going to the actual big house.

So, for a change, how about you trust me?!

Evan: But I'm in.
Hank: But, you're not..... But if you really want to do something, you can buy me more milk.

Hank: Pat the protestor is gonna move.
Evan: I have mixed feelings about that.

Evan: You could be my eyes and ears!
Paige: Or I could be a professional and do my job?

Evan: I think I just got my first issue.
Hank: I think you just got your first bribe.

I forgot to check one little box...itty bitty box.

Our non-business is sending you on your vacation. Show a little gratitude.

Paige: You're worried about being separated from Hank while he's recovering.
Evan: You're saying I'm a HankWatch addict?
Paige: Yes.

Did she seriously try to Erin Brocovich us right now? Are we being Brocovich-ed?

Evan: Why don't we just put two tables together—
Paige: They're round! You can't push to two round tables together, it won't work!

Is there a condition known as mental frostbite?

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Royal Pains Quotes

I think I made a mistake, a very big mistake.

Divya

I didn’t want to disappoint you. I want to have it all!

Divya
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