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Evan: You could be my eyes and ears!
Paige: Or I could be a professional and do my job?

Evan: I think I just got my first issue.
Hank: I think you just got your first bribe.

I forgot to check one little box...itty bitty box.

Our non-business is sending you on your vacation. Show a little gratitude.

Paige: You're worried about being separated from Hank while he's recovering.
Evan: You're saying I'm a HankWatch addict?
Paige: Yes.

Did she seriously try to Erin Brocovich us right now? Are we being Brocovich-ed?

Evan: Why don't we just put two tables together—
Paige: They're round! You can't push to two round tables together, it won't work!

Is there a condition known as mental frostbite?

Hank: I do know my way around a Parcheesi board.
Evan: And Grandma's too. Wait ,that didn't sound right did it?

People leave their past behind all the time.

Evan: You came back because of a patient?
Hank: I thought so. But now I think I used a patient to hold myself back.

This three days is gonna fly.

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Please touch with your eyes.

Divya [to Evan]

Also, I look good in hats.

Evan
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