Favorite Gabrielle Solis Quotes
Sister Mary: Money can't buy happiness.
Gabrielle: Well, sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep 'em from rioting.
Mrs. McCluskey: Gaby, those kids of yours are turning into serial killers before our very eyes.
Gaby: Okay, I'm not going to argue with you because you're sick and totally correct.
Gabrielle: Xiao-Mei, how did you rip your panties?
Xiao-Mei: I fall down.
Renee: I feel like you get me, Gaby. And you know why? Because we're both extremely beautiful.
Gaby: God bless you for having the courage to say that.
Renee: Only someone who looks like us can understand what a burden it can be.
Gaby: Actually, it's pretty awesome!
It's like a book. Meet Dick and Jane. See Jane kill Dick. See Jane bury Dick. Run, Jane. Run, Jane.
Gaby
You better watch. This phone has a whoop-ass app.
Gaby
SURPRISE! What?! What are you supposed to say when someone gets an organ? KIDNEY!
Gaby
Gabrielle: If you ever hurt me again, I will kill you.
Carlos: If you ever leave me for another man, I'll kill you.
Gabrielle: Boy, with all this passion, isn't it a shame that we're not having sex?
You mean the woman whose parents named her after cheese? I like my robots to be more life-like.
Gaby [on Bree]
I think Juanita might be French!
Gaby
Since we caught Bin Laden, we can stroll on the plane anytime we want.
Gaby
Carlos: Damn it!
Gabrielle: Whatever it is, I can explain.
