If you quit now, you're going to miss the best part. Payback.

I'm starting to enjoy shooting people. Got ya.

Could have been worse. I could have married him.

You see evil everywhere.


Grace: (to Rigsby) Be yourself.
Cho: Yeah, don't do that.

I hate the internet.

Van Pelt: I hate clowns.
Lisbon: Get in line.

Tiffany wants you to call her back - to tell you that you've been a very bad boy.

Rigsby: I love you.
Van Pelt: I love you.

Van Pelt: We're on duty -
Rigsby: I know, it would be totally wrong.

Trying to hide the truth chips away at your spirit.

Lisbon: You are taking over the McAdoo interview.
Van Pelt: I'm totally ready for that. I can get him to confess to this.
Lisbon: Yeah. Maybe. Main thing is you keep him there long enough for us to search his car. Be friendly. He thinks he is a player. He'll live it up.
Van Pelt: What do you mean, "be friendly"?
Lisbon: Need a map?

The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.


Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John