Grace: You know kids used to call me Bracie Gracie because I wore braces until I was 17. What did people call you?
Cho: Cho.

Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.

I'm starting to enjoy shooting people. Got ya.

Wayne: I'm sorry it's not the fairy tale you dreamed of.
Grace: I'll take the real thing any day.

Trying to hide the truth chips away at your spirit.

Grace: Sometimes I think you like being helpless.
Rigsby: OK fine, don't relax. Break the window with your forehead and we'll all jump out and make a run for it.

Could have been worse. I could have married him.

Grace: I shot and killed my last boyfriend. I'm not ready for a relationship yet.
Doc: OK. Raincheck?

Rigsby: Tupperware's never handy. It's always in the wrong drawer.
Van Pelt: And when you do find it the lid's always missing.

Van Pelt: We're on duty -
Rigsby: I know, it would be totally wrong.

Grace: (about Mr. Wolcutt) He's also the type that would hire other people to do his dirty work.
Cho: Yes, he is. Hitmen aren't cheap and they don't take credit cards.

Rigsby: I love you.
Van Pelt: I love you.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.