Grace: (Talking about Kristina) Excuse me, but you might consider the possibility that she's actually honestly in touch with something beyond your understanding.
Patrick: That would be golf and musical theater of the 30s and 40s.

You're nuts lady. Sign here.

It's like a furniture catalogue threw up in here.

Grace: How's the boss?
Jane: Awake and cranky.

Greetings old friend, it's been a while. I hope you are keeping well. I am thriving and happy. I have 12 wives now and will soon begin courting number 13. Why can't you catch me? You must feel so powerless and stupid and sad. Oh well. All the best. Red John.

Grace: You ruined a girl's wedding.
Jane: Yes and I lack the putty to spackle those emotional wounds that's why I'm calling you.

Grace Van Pelt: I don't get it. She actually enjoyed helping him kill. One crazy, evil person I understand, but two? Husband and wife? Marriage is suppose to be a sacred, loving thing.
Patrick Jane: Yeah, they were soulmates in their strange own way.

I'll tell if you steal one.

Haffner: I was hired by Visualize to protect Parkman from Frost.
Grace: Bang up job.

I hate the internet.

Grace: (to Rigsby) Be yourself.
Cho: Yeah, don't do that.

You see evil everywhere.

Erica

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.