Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Hayley Dunphy Quotes
Haley: Did my 3rd grade teacher say I have ADD or something.
Claire: No honey she said you couldn't A-D-D because she also knew you couldn't S-P-E-L-L.
Haley: Don't dork up our room.
Alex: Don't slut up your college.
Phil: Goodbye Dunphy Christmas. Haley, I guess you're not getting that car.
Haley: I was getting a car?
Phil: No, I was lying. Because that's what Dunphys do now, we're liars.
Uncle Cam, as her future prom date can you please talk to her? You know fashion and stuff.
Haley [about Alex]
Phil: Kids, get down here!
Haley: Why are you guys yelling at us? We were way upstairs, just text me.
Claire: Alright, that's not going to happen and...wow, you're not wearing that outfit.
Haley: What's wrong with it?
Claire [to Phil]: Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter about her skirt?
Phil: Sorry. Oh yeah, it looks really cute sweetheart.
Haley: Thanks.
Claire [to Haley]: No, it's way too short. People know you're a girl; you don't need to prove it to them
Haley: Oh my God, what is that outfit? Are you going goth? You still sleep with a stuffed panda.
Alex: Isn't there a fraternity you need to pass out in?
Proms are lame, it's just an excuse for dressed up dorks to ride in limos and hump each other.
Haley
You should just dip yourself in boy repellant!
Haley
Are you trying to ruin college for me before it even starts?
Haley [to Phil]
Haley: It doesn't matter! I'll go home with anyone!
Alex: That's what it should say on the van.
Haley: He's gonna ruin my party!
Gloria: Two birds, one bullet.
Haley: Went to college at a place called MIT.
Alex: M.I.T.
Haley: I know how to spell it.
