Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Hayley Dunphy Quotes
Uh I have a party tonight. You promised I could go if I got a B on my test. I studied, I read stuff, what was the point of all that?
Haley
Haley: In Legally Blonde Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
Phil: Haley this is real life, not an excellent movie.
Haley: Dad, that was a stop sign.
Phil: I'll stop twice on the way back.
There's this really cute boy at school and he kind of likes my feet.
Haley
She promised she wouldn't tell Dad until after I left for college, which means that he may never have found out.
Haley [to Alex]
Claire: You're grounded for four weeks!
Haley: Why don't you just double it and make it 10?
Alex: Do you not see how much you need to study?!?
Haley: I'm kind hungry mom.
Phil: Oh my god she's back!
Haley: This is kind of an important party.
Jay: The last thing you to do is insult someone when they invite you.
Haley: Exactly.
[Jay walks out]
Haley: OMG. That was so easy.
Alex: You really don't understand what just happened, do you?
Haley: What is this a solar system?
Alex: They're molecules.
Haley: No they're nerdy balls.
Haley: Okay so after a quick scan of his facebook, twitter, tumblr, pinterest and instagram, this is what I know.
Luke: Privacy is dead?
Alex: Ok, that's it Grandpa's cheating.
Haley: On Gloria? How could he possibly do better?
Look, I have no problem drinking. I can literally do it standing on my head. But A ,not with my parents. Plus also I needed to stay sharp because they were obviously up to something and I was in no mood. I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night.
Haley
