Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Hayley Dunphy Quotes
Look at him getting coffee and not putting chocolate in it! He's so mature!
Haley
Claire: Quick, quick tell me something to say that will freak him out.
Haley: Tell him I'm pregnant!
Claire: You're grounded for four weeks!
Haley: Why don't you just double it and make it 10?
Alex: Do you not see how much you need to study?!?
Do I know McKenzie? I was McKenzie. I invented McKenzie.
Haley
It's just a cold silly, you don't have to conceive of a world without me!
Haley [to Dylan]
Haley: Dad, that was a stop sign.
Phil: I'll stop twice on the way back.
I need her name and address so I can mess her up!
Haley
They called a family meeting when they switched to one percent milk.
Haley
I haven't been single since I was nine.
Haley
Haley: Dad, gross, your hand smells like cheese.
Phil: I didn't want to dirty a knife.
She had to take Alex to the oncologist... She needed new glasses.
Haley
Phil: Kids, get down here!
Haley: Why are you guys yelling at us? We were way upstairs, just text me.
Claire: Alright, that's not going to happen and...wow, you're not wearing that outfit.
Haley: What's wrong with it?
Claire [to Phil]: Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter about her skirt?
Phil: Sorry. Oh yeah, it looks really cute sweetheart.
Haley: Thanks.
Claire [to Haley]: No, it's way too short. People know you're a girl; you don't need to prove it to them
