Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Hayley Dunphy Quotes
Kevin is biting his nails again and Rueben hasn't had a bowel movement in a week. Don't laugh. That's how Elvis died.
Manny
Haley: What are my friends at school going to think?
Claire: They'll think you're helping your father put food on the table.
No way, she plays Lacrosse and plays the cello. Even my reputation can't take that dork hit.
Haley
Don't feel. Just go splash water on your face and man up. We're your mother now.
Haley
Alex: Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike to stand up for what he believed in.
Haley: That's because no one would eat with him in the cafeteria.
Haley: If you do this you'll be a social piranha.
Alex: Yes, I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.
Haley: I'm kind hungry mom.
Phil: Oh my god she's back!
Alex: Could you L a little less O L? Can't you see what I'm trying to do here?
Haley: Die alone?
Haley: You're a freshman, what are you doing in second year math?
Alex: You're a senior, what are you still doing in second year math?
Haley: Not still, again!
Are you trying to ruin college for me before it even starts?
Haley [to Phil]
Haley: Did my 3rd grade teacher say I have ADD or something.
Claire: No honey she said you couldn't A-D-D because she also knew you couldn't S-P-E-L-L.
Phil: Kids, get down here!
Haley: Why are you guys yelling at us? We were way upstairs, just text me.
Claire: Alright, that's not going to happen and...wow, you're not wearing that outfit.
Haley: What's wrong with it?
Claire [to Phil]: Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter about her skirt?
Phil: Sorry. Oh yeah, it looks really cute sweetheart.
Haley: Thanks.
Claire [to Haley]: No, it's way too short. People know you're a girl; you don't need to prove it to them
