Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Hayley Dunphy Quotes
Haley: He's gonna ruin my party!
Gloria: Two birds, one bullet.
Haley: This is just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Alex: Woudn't or couldn't?
Phil: Hey I looked hot!
Proms are lame, it's just an excuse for dressed up dorks to ride in limos and hump each other.
Haley
Haley: Don't dork up our room.
Alex: Don't slut up your college.
Do you see what's going on out there? People are walking around judging each other.
Haley
Haley: Oh my God, what is that outfit? Are you going goth? You still sleep with a stuffed panda.
Alex: Isn't there a fraternity you need to pass out in?
You should just dip yourself in boy repellant!
Haley
Luke take me to mom and move slow, I'm still drunk...ing my coffee, mom!
Haley
Haley: In Legally Blonde Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
Phil: Haley this is real life, not an excellent movie.
Haley: What is this a solar system?
Alex: They're molecules.
Haley: No they're nerdy balls.
Ok on one hand I'm like ugh I have to pick up garbage all day and on the other hand I'm like wow look at me in orange!
Haley
There's something about going to work that makes you feel like, I don't know, you're worth something. No offense mom.
Haley
