Californication

Californication

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Hank Moody Quotes

Season 6, Episode 12: "I'll Lay My Monster Down"
Atticus: The woman that you love is out there and you know you can't have her. How do you even get up in the morning?
Hank: Well the booze is always helpful and so is the art. Everything that I write is either for her or about her. So I'm with her, even when I'm not.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: Have you heard from our literary pilgrim?
Karen: No, only what she puts up on Instagram.
Hank: Oh. What's Instagram?
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 11: "The Abby"
Hank: We need to sneak some drugs into rehab.
Bates: That sounds fun. How can I help?
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 8: "Everybody's a F. Critic"
Hank: Nothing like a sweet little Charlie Runkle coming of age story, to make you wanna stab yourself in the d**k.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 7: "The Dope Show"
Hank: The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 5: "Rock and a Hard Place"
Hank: Why are you living beyond your means?
Charlie: It's the only way I know how.
 • Rating: Unrated
Hank: How'd it go buddy boy?
Charlie: I'm sitting in the dark in my underwear Hank, day drinkin'.
Hank: Got it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 4: "Hell Bent for Leather"
Hank: I still think you are mean, petty and vindictive, but I'm thinking maybe we should hate f-ck? Get the poison out?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 3: "Dead Rock Stars"
Hank: Why would I put some clothes on? This is the way baby Jesus made me.
 • Rating: Unrated
Hank: I support you bromo-sexual.
 • Rating: Unrated

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