Californication

Hank Moody Quotes

Hank: Come on back to bed. Let's californicate.
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Hank: I love L.A. I love it! I said it, I meant it, I'm here to represent it.
Karen: Who are you right now?
Hank: I don't know.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hank: You wanna come down and put some clothes on before the law gets here?
Bates: No, nah, nonsense , I'm tucked. You know I was just telling Karen I used to f**k guys like Tyler back in prison. Did I ever tell you about the year I spent behind bars?
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Hank: So what's the move here? Good cop, bad cop, bald cop?
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Hank: That's right, we're pullin' you over mutha fukka!
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Hank: I can't believe this, we are actually sitting around watching a cop eat doughnuts.
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Cop: I never pulled my piece out on the job, never, not once.
Hank: Ah, too bad the same can't be said for Runkes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Samurai: What the f**k you got against Ryan Seacrest man?
Hank: Nothing in particular, the guy just bugs the s**t out of me.
Samurai: Why? This mother f**ker, he works hard, makes millions of dollars and he got a f**kin' catchphrase which I don't have and you wanna kill him dead? That's some harsh s**t Moody.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank: No she's not right and even if she were you're her parent. It's your job to make her feel like she's wrong.
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Hank: Innocent until proven diminutive.
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