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I support you bromo-sexual.

Can I bring anything back for you damaged fu-kers? Some coke? Some heroine? Some Pink Taco?

I guess I see myself as an enthusiast. A drug and alcohol enthusiast.

I feel like the good lord himself picked me up with his bare hands, laid me down on a bed of rusty nails, pinned my ankles behind my ears and just stuck it in. No Vaseline no lube no nothin. Not even a little spittle. That mother fu-ker just took his Darth Vader helmet, that big Darth Vader helmet and just rammed it home. He wrecked my pretty little virgin a--hole, my sweet little brown bud. Pulled out, came on my t-ts, wiped his di-k on the curtains and left me for dead. That's just me. How bout you guys?

I know I'm a big fan of the bye bye pain juice, but I don't think I'm an alcoholic do you?

Worst intervention ever.

I like my stink.

You're going to live to humiliate yourself another day.

The older I get the clearer it becomes that you two were the best thing to ever happen to an old fool like me.

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