Favorite Hank Moody Quotes
A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.
It's true I am kind of retarded, but I'm also kind of amazing.
I look like a fucking FBI agent.
Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
Come on back to bed. Let's californicate.
Carrie: It's just, you fucked me in the ass Hank.
Hank: Oh, are we talking metaphorically? Because...
Carrie: No, I gave up the butt for you!
You know what they say? Whatever doesn't kill us makes us even more annoying.
Atticus: The woman that you love is out there and you know you can't have her. How do you even get up in the morning?
Hank: Well the booze is always helpful and so is the art. Everything that I write is either for her or about her. So I'm with her, even when I'm not.
Eddie: You got me?
Hank: No, you represent everything I hate, but I do find you highly entertaining, continue please.
Get a load of black Jesus, he turn water in whiskey too?
Not only does the lady have bodacious ta-ta's she also has splendiferous taste in literature.
