Favorite Hank Moody Quotes
Get a load of black Jesus, he turn water in whiskey too?
Not only does the lady have bodacious ta-ta's she also has splendiferous taste in literature.
The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me.
The older I get the clearer it becomes that you two were the best thing to ever happen to an old fool like me.
Charlie: I missed yo black ass!
Hank: Later Masturbator.
I am saying that if you can do anything else with your life right now, anything at all, I think maybe you should do that the world doesn't need any more lame vampire fiction, you know what I'm saying? You with me amigo?
Hank: Wait a second...you guys are stoned!
Becca: Dad, please!
Hank: Tell me where you got the weed, I will kill the motherf***er, tell me!
Becca: In your typewriter.
I'll always be buzzing around like a gnat, like a well-hung gnat, with a dream.
It'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album, but I haven't quite mastered that yet.
We have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The Internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24-hour a day access to kiddie porn.
So you're suggesting I should dump this whole writer thing and reinvent myself as a Hollywood manwhore?
Hank: Probably not the best idea for me to get involved with the actress who is going to play the girl that I raped, allegedly.
Sasha: I get what you're saying, but that doesn't mean I don't want one or more of your fingers in my vagina right now.
