Popular Hank Moody Quotes
Try not to forget all the times I brought you to fruition. 33 to be exact.
Hey. You know, it's not fair to say BRB and then never actually BRB.
Hank Moody: 'B' to the 'I' to the double 'L'. What's up, my nig nog?
Bill Lewis: I need to talk to you.
Hank Moody: Well, you should have called. I wouldn't have answered, but you could've left a message, which I would have quickly erased.
Radio Show Host: What's your latest obsession?
Hank Moody: Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?
You can't snort a line of coke off a woman's ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
She's got a nose ring, too. You know what that means.
Hank Moody: Oh, look at the time: The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off. Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm going in.
I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the moment passes. I'm good. Smell you later.
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.
I love women. I have all their albums.
