Popular Hank Moody Quotes
Are you sexually harassing me right now? Because if you are, I think I'm going to have to report you - for giving me a serious boner.
Do we think the ladies have gone too far with the sex positive feminism? I mean I know they're all down with the pornography and the shaved pudenda and what not, but do we really think this is the path to liberation?
Hank: You still love me?
Karen: Always, that's the problem.
Hank: This is frowned upon.
Jackie: Give me a break. You once spent an entire class ranting about how much you hate Coldplay. Something tells me you could care less about what's frowned upon.
Hank: Still one of my favorite lectures.
Jackie: Are you ok?
Hank: No, I just got my ass kicked by a J-crew catalog - I'm not OK.
Jackie: Writing is just a - a pipe dream. You can't really make a living doing something like that. Actually, that's how you end up teaching.
Hank: Ouch!
Hank: Hideous creatures these teenage girls.
Felicia: Monstrous, couldn't agree with you more.
Hank: Is it too late to drown them in the tub?
So you're suggesting I should dump this whole writer thing and reinvent myself as a Hollywood manwhore?
It's not your fault. I'm like fly paper for the emotionally disturbed.
Hank: What's that look?
Charlie: What look?
Hank: That shifty somewhat cunty look of yours.
A lot can happen in a weekend.
I love women. I have all their albums.
