Hanna Marin Quotes
That bra over there kinda put me off my feed.
Ashley: Do you have plans tomorrow?
Hanna: Uh, yeah. I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat.
Hanna: Right, roger that.
Aria: Roger that?
Hanna: What? We're on a mission.
Hanna: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Aria: Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.
Hanna: Why are you looking at pictures of bald fat men?
Aria: I'm looking for a guy for my mom. I don't know I just thought that she could try online dating.
Hanna: She's divorced, not desperate.
Wow Jenna, what a sight for sore eyes.
We thought you being in here was the end of it, but it's not. And you know that. The question is, how do you know?
Caleb: The last word a guy wants a girl describe him with is sweet.
Hanna: Fine, now he's a sour patch kid.
Spencer: Hanna, you have all the subtlety of a hand grenade.
Hanna: Thank you!
You know what Mona? If I had told the police that you mowed me down with your car, you would not be here getting a piece of peach pie everyday to wash down your meds. You'd be sharing a jail cell with someone calling you peach pie while you braid her back hair!
I'm having ambiguous loss!
I didn't come here to play beauty shop!