Caleb: I've got a hotspot in my pocket.
Hanna: Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

Ashley: Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Hanna: Kate is not an elephant; she's a snake and she's going to my school.

God! Why isn't anyone allowed to have a damn secret?

Spencer, stop giving us orders. We're not your winged monkeys.

Hanna: Any sense of boobs?
Spencer: Hanna!
Hanna: What? It could be a clue.

Oh God! I look like a demented creamsicle.

Hanna: You don't think her ear is in here do you?
Emily: That's a big box for an ear.

Hanna: You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.

Ashley: Hanna, compassion.
Hanna: I have it, just not in the morning.

If it wasn't for Isa the skank, my dad would be with my mom right now and she wouldn't be alone.

I'm gonna pick out my college, the same way I pick out my clothes. From a catalog.

Hanna: What do you think?
Mona: Hold on. Let me stop dry heaving first.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Hide and seek was my favorite game with Melissa. You want to know why? I always won.

Spencer

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison