Oh God! I look like a demented creamsicle.

Hanna: You don't think her ear is in here do you?
Emily: That's a big box for an ear.

Hanna: You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.

Ashley: Hanna, compassion.
Hanna: I have it, just not in the morning.

If it wasn't for Isa the skank, my dad would be with my mom right now and she wouldn't be alone.

I'm gonna pick out my college, the same way I pick out my clothes. From a catalog.

Hanna: What do you think?
Mona: Hold on. Let me stop dry heaving first.

Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?

Jenna is scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she'd do to us with all five?

You've barely eaten since we left the hospital, and licking the salt off pretzels does not count as lunch.

Hanna: You love zombie movies.
Emily: I like watching them. I don't wanna be in one.

Em, easy. You're already wearing
more pain cream than clothes.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Alison: It's like you went to sleep one night and forgot who I am.
Aria: I know exactly who you are. A.
Alison: Stop saying that.
Aria: Why should I? You're A! You stole the game from Mona and then you killed her because she had proof.

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison