I would not dine here if were you. I had to sneak around in that kitchen, and I saw a roach big enough to wear an apron.

Shuffling around in Mona's old slippers isn't going to get her any better.

You know, Emily, sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes. *sigh* It's from a movie.

Aria: It's not like New York is in some other country.
Hanna: New York is on another planet.

There's a downside to being too smart.

Did you tell Paige that she almost got two Emilys for the price of one?

Seriously? You're looking for sympathy from the girl who's boyfriend took a bullet in the gut?

She's a one-woman rumor factory.

Aria: Pretty sure when you and Caleb broke up you locked yourself in your bedroom for two weeks and all you ate was Eskimo pies.
Hanna: They were skinny cows, and it was four days.

I think we would know if Spencer was here. People would be running for cover.

Aria: "Unable are the loved to die for love is immortality."
Hanna: That's creepy.
Aria: It's Emily Dickinson.
Hanna: I don't care if it's Santa Claus, considered me creeped.

I always hated biology. I mean who cares how a cell divides, it just does.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

Hanna: Spencer say something. Why are we like radioactive?
Spencer: Bitch chipped us.