You kiss pretty good for a man without his spleen.

Paige wasn't in Spanish today. Yo hablo sicko.

Things just went from worse to worser.

Um, Nate, she's gay. She dated your cousin.

Spencer: I don't remember you in Mama Mia.
Hanna: Good because I looked fat and hideous, and I had to stand next to a cardboard goat.

I don't think she was gutting fish.

Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

Spencer: Just be careful and wear sensible shoes.
Hanna: I wear three inches or nothing.

That bra over there kinda put me off my feed.

Ashley: Do you have plans tomorrow?
Hanna: Uh, yeah. I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat.

Hanna: Right, roger that.
Aria: Roger that?
Hanna: What? We're on a mission.

Hanna: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Aria: Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

Aria [to Emily]

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison