She's a one-woman rumor factory.

Aria: Pretty sure when you and Caleb broke up you locked yourself in your bedroom for two weeks and all you ate was Eskimo pies.
Hanna: They were skinny cows, and it was four days.

I think we would know if Spencer was here. People would be running for cover.

Aria: "Unable are the loved to die for love is immortality."
Hanna: That's creepy.
Aria: It's Emily Dickinson.
Hanna: I don't care if it's Santa Claus, considered me creeped.

I always hated biology. I mean who cares how a cell divides, it just does.

Aria: I wake up every morning with the intention of telling him, and then I go to sleep every night feeling guilty that I didn't.
Hanna: At least you have your afternoons free.

Wow, that's like the world's fattest man giving dieting tips.

Ashley: Has Caleb been tangling with Mona?
Hanna: Tangling? I don't even know what that means.

I have to borrow Emily for some girl talk. Not girl on girl talk, just girl talk.

Spencer: Is she threatening to cut your face off?
Emily: Or throw acid at her.
Hanna: You guys, come on.

Spencer: If she's going to dip back into the A-bag to scare me off the decathlon team, she's got another thing coming.
Hanna: Is being captain braniac really that important?

I have enough daddy-issues of my own. I can't deal with having issues about hers too.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister.


You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.