You kiss pretty good for a man without his spleen.

Paige wasn't in Spanish today. Yo hablo sicko.

Things just went from worse to worser.

Um, Nate, she's gay. She dated your cousin.

Spencer: I don't remember you in Mama Mia.
Hanna: Good because I looked fat and hideous, and I had to stand next to a cardboard goat.

I don't think she was gutting fish.

Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

Spencer: Just be careful and wear sensible shoes.
Hanna: I wear three inches or nothing.

That bra over there kinda put me off my feed.

Ashley: Do you have plans tomorrow?
Hanna: Uh, yeah. I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat.

Hanna: Right, roger that.
Aria: Roger that?
Hanna: What? We're on a mission.

Hanna: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Aria: Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You know, Emily, sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes. *sigh* It's from a movie.

Hanna

Can we get out of here? My goosebumps are getting goosebumps.

Emily