Spencer: Is she threatening to cut your face off?
Emily: Or throw acid at her.
Hanna: You guys, come on.

Spencer: If she's going to dip back into the A-bag to scare me off the decathlon team, she's got another thing coming.
Hanna: Is being captain braniac really that important?

I have enough daddy-issues of my own. I can't deal with having issues about hers too.

Hanna: What'd you do with the basket?
Aria: I trashed it. Why did you want the jelly beans?

Face it, Caleb. We were never "under the radar."

You kiss pretty good for a man without his spleen.

Paige wasn't in Spanish today. Yo hablo sicko.

Things just went from worse to worser.

Um, Nate, she's gay. She dated your cousin.

Spencer: I don't remember you in Mama Mia.
Hanna: Good because I looked fat and hideous, and I had to stand next to a cardboard goat.

I don't think she was gutting fish.

Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

What's next? Hiding in Melissa's closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby confesses?

Hanna

You know, Emily, sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes. *sigh* It's from a movie.

Hanna