Popular Hannah Horvath Quotes
Last time I got drunk I ate all this brie and threw up on my cell phone.
Hannah: Okay that's Adam
Jessa: He does sort of look like the original man.
Adam: Could you fly?
Hannah: No I couldn't fly, but I didn't have ears that big.
She did everything right, including getting her boyfriend to kill himself.
Marnie: She captured something really true about the uncertainty of being our age. I cried twice.
Hannah: Well are you getting your period?
Hannah: You don't have a plan.
Marnie: I think maybe that's a good thing for me.
I should probably wait until he's capable of wiping himself.
I'm an individual and I feel how I feel when I feel it.
I know I always said he was murdery in a sexy way, but maybe he's murdery in a murder way.
That is space rape.
Why don't you lay this thing down, flip it, and reverse it because I don't think it's very nice.
I probably should've guessed it because he only ejaculated about 30 percent of the time.